PARKOUR PRACTIONER
Redline Defense Force
Seekers of the Unseen
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Posted - 2014.01.21 08:30:00 -
[2] - Quote
'SOME MARGAIN OF ERRROR'
'What does this mean?'
Says the red
'Means an easy kill'
Says the other red
'It means that someone build like paper mache has as least two enhanced damp--'
'Shut the hell up with your tech-ni-callities, lets split up and kill the bastard.'
'I don't think that's a good idea-'
'SHUT UP AND LOOK FOR HIM'
'Since your so smart you go downstairs first and look for him'
'But I-'
'NOW!'
'Fine.' *walks off* "These bastards think they run everything. Where is this guy?'
*Sees shadow* "There you are' *POPS around corner and sprays his Duvolle*
'What? I just saw- *turns around* what the- AWWWWWWWWWW!!"
'Quit ****ing around ya ****** kill em.'
'Hey, answer me."
'Ya there?'
'Could never rely on that scrub for ****, OK Razor go look for Spaz and kill that pesky scout while your at it.'
'Sure.' *walks off* 'Hey Spaz, where you at? No time for games we gotta head back.'
*sees Spaz* 'Hey bro you kill the- *Spaz falls face down, moaning, revealing the handle of a Nova knife buried deep into his back*
'****! Hang on bud I got ya.' *Turns him over revealing a remote explosive* 'Oh SH--BOOM
'What the hell? Spaz, Razor come in!' 'Answer dammit!' *Razor rasps* 'Help meee...' *One shot is heard from a Scrambler Pistol*
'Oh ****, Rex, you and me-- Rex? Where are you?" *walks around, suddenly Rex body drops directly in front of him*
'REX!! What the hell happened?' *Rex opens is mouth and blood pours out, Finally speaks* *barely audible*
'He's too fast... *drifts off*
'Rex wake up dammit!' *wakes up*
'****'
'What?'
'He's behind you.' *Commander slowly turns around* *Rex shoots himself in the head*
*Motions for Commander to drop his gun and sidearm, he complies*
*Scout drops his pistol and remaining blood-soaked Nova knife*
Commander charges at scout who easily dodges
Scout slams Commander into wall and repeatedly punches Commander in the face and stomach
before Commander lands a hard blow to scouts face, knocking him back. Commander follows through with a swift
elbow to the face, knocking scout to the ground, Commander rushes at scout, only to get knocked down due to a hard blow
to his knee, limping now Commander tries to go for the pistol, it gets kicked away by scout who then follows through with a kick
to the face knocking Commander on his back, dazing him. Scout grabs pistol, points it a Commander, 'Shoot me. Go ahead and kill me!!! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!!' Scout drops pistol, walks off, Commander grabs pistol, fires at scout. Scout turns around, revealing the remaining one bullet to the pistol in his hand. Commander stares in shock, then
Smiles. 'You sneaky bastard.' Scout then plunges a hidden blade into Commanders neck. Then Scout revives Commander with his own nanite injector. And proceeds to knock him out with the butt of his own Duvolle, leaving him alive to tell the story of how to never underestimate the power of the Scout.
Don't look him in the eye, WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!!!
I specialize in ridiculousness.
Back off my Incubus.
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